Does even less and dies.
It’s born. It sits. It dies. In a sea of tokens flexing roadmaps and fake utility, Baby Glonk just exists—and somehow, that’s more than enough. Trenchers know: the dumber it looks, the faster it pumps.
FOR THE REAL TRENCHERS
Baby Glonk doesn’t promise a future. It just showed up—and that’s your cue to ape in.
👶 Dumb name? Yup
🐸 Absurd face? 100%
💀 Dies at the end? Absolutely
💸 Early listing? You know it
Looking for utility? You’re lost. Looking to trench? You’re home.
TOKENOMICS? IF YOU INSIST
1 BILLION
SUPPLY
ZERO
TAX
BURNED
LIQUIDITY
SOLANA
CHAIN
No taxes. No tricks. No roadmap. Just one button: BUY. Then… wait for the obituary.
JOIN THE
TRENCH
The diggers are already in. The haters tweet.
The smart ones click.
